TIHIF (Think Fast)

This is how I feel when I find out someone went to B-Dubs without me.

This is how I feel in my tiny car when it's been raining for three days.

This is how I feel when someone says, "think fast!" and then doesn't throw anything.

This is how I feel when I get really excited about wedding plans but then remember I'm not even dating someone.

This is how I react when someone says they know how to play guitar.

This is how I feel next to all the PT fit students in my Air Force class.

This is how I feel when I don't study for a quiz and then I get to class and realize it's an exam.

TIHIF (Downhill)

This is how I feel after eating at Beto's and someone asks me if I want to go to Morty's.

This is how I feel after successfully submitting an assignment after pulling an all-nighter.

This is how I feel when we have to switch from the warm room in the church building to the glacial room.

This is how I feel gearing up for this year's election.

This is how it feels when you go to sit down on the toilet and miss just a little bit.

This is how I feel when I get out of class early and get to longboard downhill all the way home with no one in my way.

This is how I feel going downhill all the way on my longboard when everyone else is out walking and I'm really just trying not to kill anyone.

TIHIF (Work)

This is how I feel every time someone says, "Don't let it touch the ground!"

This is how I feel when I'm casually resting on the beanbag and someone bigger than me belly flops onto it.

This is how I feel trying to learn how to dance from YouTube.

This is how I felt when that dog in the drive through bobbed his head every time I bobbed my head.

This is how it feels when both my friend and I need to do homework but we play League of Legends instead.

This is how it feels to be wearing the uniform of the building you are in.

But this is how I felt the whole first week on the job.

TIHIF (Spark)

This is how I felt the first time I hugged someone after my mission.

This is how I feel working with money every day.

This is how I feel when it seems like the whole world is working against me.

This is how I feel when another one of my friends gets engaged.

This is how I feel trying to avoid spoilers for the most recent Star Wars.

This is how I feel the day after I work out.

This is how I feel with full volume music, windows down in my Chevy Spark.

TIHIF (League)

This is how I feel trying to play a game on hard mode and give up and switch to easy.

This is how I feel at every campfire.

This is how my friends feel when I tell them the salsa 'isn't that hot'.

This is how I feel when we get a little too deep in my church history class.

This is how I feel when I find a new fried that plays League of Legends.

This is how I feel when I try and pop my neck and just overstretch my neck.

This is how I feel trying to go down the stairs railing.

TIHIF (Pants on Fire)

This is how I feel when little kids think they can get away with things because I permit them to.

This is how my roommates feel when they forget to lock the bathroom door.

This is how it feels when I switch from racquetball to tennis.

This is how it felt when I played Spike Ball for the first time at dusk.

This is how my roommates feel when I have time to cook for the first time this school year.

This is how I feel when my roommate walks in and asks who's dishes are in the sink.

This is how I feel when people ask who I like and I say, "No one."

TIHIF (Oh, Honey)

This is how my roommate and I feel when someone invites us to get free food.

This is how I feel when I'm working through some depression but then strangers come into my apartment:

This is how I feel team-teaching with a returned missionary.

This is how I feel when people try and get me married.

This is how I feel when I turn on my music so my roommate can't keep practicing the ukelele.

This is how I feel when a new guy walks in and doesn't get my humor:

This is how I feel 12 hours after starting a diet.

TIHIF (Hats!)

This is how I feel when I walk in my front door and the whole house is magically clean:

This is how I feel when a boy breaks my friend's heart.

This is how it feels at stake events when there's food.

And this is how it feels when the food runs out.

This is how it feels trying to get my engineering friends' attention when a deadline is looming.

This is how my body feels every time I put on workout clothes.

This is how I feel every time I buy a new hat.