TIHIF (Not Fat)

This is how it is when I am feeling awesome and all my friends are in an inexplainable bad mood.

This is how I feel trying to remember line dances from 2 years ago.

This is how I feel wandering around in my pirate costume 2 weeks before Halloween.

This is how I feel when I am ignoring my homework and want my friends to ignore theirs too.

This is how I feel texting a boy first.

This is how I feel after a long day and I take a hot shower and curl up in bed.

This is how my friends feel when I poke their tummies and tell them they're not fat.

TIHIF (Blood)

This is how I feel when I'm in a group of guys and let rip a "silent but deadly".

This is how my friends react when it wasn't so silent.

This is how I feel trying to do a handstand for the first time.

This is how I feel doing my Halloween makeup and the fake blood gets a little out of control.

This is how I feel when I buy new makeup for the first time in forever.

This is how I feel trying to sit modestly in a pencil skirt.

This is how I feel at the end of a long day and someone asks if I'm going to finish the entire container of ice-cream.

TIHIF (Small Goals)

This is how I feel when I hear my friends talking about an activity they planned without me.

This is how I feel when a date gets all messed up but you end up having a fabulous time anyway.

This is how I feel making small goals in my life.

This is how I feel when I lose in Mario Kart on 50cc.

This is how I felt getting home from my mission and seeing who were the final presidential candidates.

This is how I feel when I see cookies lying out at someone's apartment and I'm not sure if they are free game or not.

This is how I feel when I know a boy likes me, but he doesn't know that I know.

TIHIF (Tool)

This is how I feel when someone needs my keys at work.

This is how I felt when I first started long-boarding in a dress.

This is how I feel when someone asks my opinion on the most recent debate.

This is how I feel when my business classes tell me not to worry about the physics.

This is how I feel when I go off of soda, but everyone at work still has their Dr. Pepper.

This is how I feel when I describe myself as a 'team player'.

This is how it feels when you start to really like someone, but then realize they are a tool.

TIHIF (Freezing)

This is how it feels in class when I think I'm getting it but then fail an exam.

This is how I felt going to the Charlie Puth concert.

This is how I feel after 2 years of not swimming and I try to teach someone how to dive.

This is how I feel every time I interact with a newborn.

This is how I feel when I didn't know someone has a tiny dog and I accidentally step on it.

This is how I feel when I get caught in an unexpected cold spell in the middle of September.

This is how I feel when it is freezing out and someone tells me it's going to drop twenty degrees by the weekend.

TIHIF (Think Fast)

This is how I feel when I find out someone went to B-Dubs without me.

This is how I feel in my tiny car when it's been raining for three days.

This is how I feel when someone says, "think fast!" and then doesn't throw anything.

This is how I feel when I get really excited about wedding plans but then remember I'm not even dating someone.

This is how I react when someone says they know how to play guitar.

This is how I feel next to all the PT fit students in my Air Force class.

This is how I feel when I don't study for a quiz and then I get to class and realize it's an exam.

TIHIF (Downhill)

This is how I feel after eating at Beto's and someone asks me if I want to go to Morty's.

This is how I feel after successfully submitting an assignment after pulling an all-nighter.

This is how I feel when we have to switch from the warm room in the church building to the glacial room.

This is how I feel gearing up for this year's election.

This is how it feels when you go to sit down on the toilet and miss just a little bit.

This is how I feel when I get out of class early and get to longboard downhill all the way home with no one in my way.

This is how I feel going downhill all the way on my longboard when everyone else is out walking and I'm really just trying not to kill anyone.