TIHIF (Toilet Paper)

This is how I feel when someone is making an argument with words I exactly heard on Glenn Beck the other night:

This is how I feel when someone is messing with me but then I realize it's my best friend:

This is how I feel playing Call of Duty with Chris and Jordan:

This is how I feel in a water fight when I have a pistol and they have a super soaker:

This is how I feel when I make a dumb mistake in driving and miraculously survive:

This is how I feel when I run into the bathroom but the notice we are out of toilet paper:

This is how I feel when a freshman girl starts flirting with the boy I like: