TIHIF (My Guest)

This is how I feel when someone buys me something I normally would never wear, but have to to not offend them.

This is how I felt when my hammock betrayed me in the middle of the night.

This is how I feel when I'm in training just watching transactions and my co-worker introduces me.

This is how I feel when I walk through double doors.

This is how I feel trying on a new shade of lipstick.

This is how I feel when my friend wants to connect to the terrible free wifi.

This is how I feel when when someone tells me that I shouldn't analyze fictional worlds so much.